Center For Disease Control Issues New Warning! Virulent Strain Of Old Disease Surfaces. All Citizens at Risk!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new extremely virulent strain of an old disease. The disease is called “Gonorrhea Lectim.” 
Pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘em,” it is a terrible obamanation and may result in loss of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. All citizens are at risk!
The disease is contracted through the dangerous and high risk behavior of placing your cranium well up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in late 2008… now most these individuals, having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive the sickness truly is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called “Votemout.” You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey, Mass and now Pennsylvania, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this on to anyone you think may have been effected… or not. You decide.
Lemmings or Lions, which are you? Time to choose?
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Take the red pill. I’ve been taking the blue pill for far too long and woke up about 2 months after the last presidential election with my head so far up my rear end it took an ass-ectomy to remove it. Votemout should prove to be equally successful and a whole lot less painful. Realizing that the party I had been attending for all these years resulted in me looking just like the guy in the contorted yoga move above was pretty hard to take but I am so over it. The blue pill guys made it easy. Damn, that even looks like my tie. Take the red pill, not only will you end up being taller, but you’ll find the quality of the air far better.
I say take the red white and blue pill.
Has anyone taken notice of AIM – Americans for the Impeachment of Marxists. I reccomend it is worth a look. They have a facebook page http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=242193496056. These people are keeping a close eye on the marxist movement racing through our American culture. If your congressman is on this list (like mine is), please for gods sake, get active. Talk to your neighbors, talk to opposing candidtates, help them, volunteer.
Unfortuneatly there is a portion of our society that has grown accustomed to not paying their fare share. They are like spoiled teenagers. It is not going to be easy to take this away. And yet they are our neighbors and possibly friends, and they have been led astray of their responsibilities and had them handed to us.
The sun’s oercast with blood; Fair day Adieu!
Which is the side that I must go withal?
I am with both; Each army hath a hand;
And in their rage, I having hold of both;
They whirl asunder and dismember me…..
Whoever wins, On that side I shall lose.
Assured loss, before the match be played.
Lady Blanche, Shakespears “king John”