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HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Never willing to pass up on an opportunity to feed a perceived need in the marketplace the geniuses behind the Miss America Pageant are preparing for their first ever “Miss Moral Beauty Pageant”. This in anticipation of the ever growing embrace of Islam in America and it’s path towards sharia law. Largely an untapped market, the early establishment of this effort will place the “Miss America” brand squarely at the forefront of the coming trend of less leg and more eyebrow.

I don’t know about you but I see nothing but $$$’s in their future and only positives as a result of the effort. What better way to advance the high moral premise upon which Islam is based. Something I am sure we have all come to appreciate since September 11, 2001.

I don’t know about you but I have increased my investment efforts in not only the Miss America Corp but also in the global producers of black dye and rough cotton outer wear. Capitalism… don’t you love it!

Who said there was nothing we could learn from Islam.

Although the judges for this event have yet to be selected rumors abound that at the time of this posting, Nancy Pelosi is being secretly outfitted in a black hooded evening gown. I don’t know about you but there is definitely something sexy about Nancy Pelosi with a black bag over her head… or not. You decide.

Lemmings or Lions. Which are you? Time to Choose?

Of course I was just kidding about the sponsor of this event being the Miss America Corp. President Obama has yet to announce just who will be getting the franchise…